* Miss Hazel text for DogWorld ][ 
@#BAD1
`$`F looks away uninterested! You are crushed!
`$How could `F shun your clumsy attempt to show your love?`n`n`p
`!Miss Hazel laughs out loud at these little doggie antics!
`3"Hahaha, `F you are such a riot!", `!says Miss Hazel`n
`$** `@YOU LOSE `VA EXPERIENCE POINTS!! `$**`n`n`p
@#GOOD1
`$`F looks your way and `O tail starts wagging!
You are SO HAPPY! Your heart beats so fast, it may just BURST!`n`n`p
`!Miss Hazel smiles warmly at you funny little doggies.
`3"`F! You bad little thing, you!", `!says Miss Hazel.`n
`$** `3WAY TO GO! YOU RECEIVE `!`VA`3 EXPERIENCE POINTS!! `$**`n`n`p
@#BAD2
`$`F points `O nose up in the air and walks off! You are crushed!
`3"`F! `F!", `!you bark. But it is no use!`n`n`p
`!Miss Hazel thinks `F is pretty funny!
`3"Heeeehehee! That `g `3sure is a goof!", `!says Miss Hazel.`n
`$** `@YOU LOSE `VA EXPERIENCE POINTS!! `$**`n`n`p
@#GOOD2
`$`F looks at you and growls a nice growl!
`3"I think you're special!", `!growls `F.
`$You are SO HAPPY! You've never felt like this before!`n`n`p
`!Miss Hazel chuckles as she sits and watches you and `F.
`3"Be nice and I'll scratch your bellies!", `!says Miss Hazel.`n
`$** `3WAY TO GO! YOU RECEIVE `!`VA`3 EXPERIENCE POINTS!! `$**`n`n`p
@#BAD3
`$`F turns angry and barks at you!
You are so startled you pee on the floor!`n`n`p
`!Uhh Ohh! Here comes Miss Hazel with the broom!
`3"GET OUT OF HERE, YOU MUTT!!!", `!screams Miss Hazel.`n
`$** `@YOU LOSE `VA EXPERIENCE POINTS!! `$**`n`n`p
@#GOOD3
`$`F doesn't mind you sticking your nose around!
`3"Ummmmm, smells so good!", `!you think to yourself.
`$You are SO EXICITED! You almost wet the floor!!`n`n`p
`!Miss Hazel is slightly embarressed!
`3"Hey `g`3! CUT THAT OUT!!!", `!yells Miss Hazel.`n
`$** `3WAY TO GO! YOU RECEIVE `!`VA`3 EXPERIENCE POINTS!! `$**`n`n`p
@#BAD4
`$`F turns angry and bites you where it hurts!
`3"`F...why do you treat me like this?", `!you bark.`n`n`p
`!Miss Hazel is shocked that `F would do such a thing!
`3"Watch out `g`3, `F's teeth are pretty sharp!"`n
`$** `@YOU LOSE `VA EXPERIENCE POINTS!! `$**`n`n`p
@#GOOD4
`$`F lovingly bites you back on your neck!
`$You are SO EXICITED! You prance around the room!!`n`n`p
`!Miss Hazel is so amused she laughs out loud!
`3"Haahaha, You dogs are so FUNNY!", `!roars Miss Hazel.`n
`$** `3WAY TO GO! YOU RECEIVE `!`VA`3 EXPERIENCE POINTS!!`$**`n`n`p
@#BAD5
`$`F turns angry and bites your nose! You feel rejected!
`3"Just wait! Sooner or later, I'll win your love!", `!you whine.`n`n`p
`!Miss Hazel is startled that `F would act like that!
`3"Watch yer manners `F!", `!yells Miss Hazel.`n
`$** `@YOU LOSE `VA EXPERIENCE POINTS!! `$**`n`n`p
@#GOOD5
`$`F rubs `O wet nose seductively against yours!
You are ELATED! You can hardly control yourself!!
`3"Ohhh `F, your nose..it feels sooo good!", `!you moan.`n`n`p
`!Miss Hazel laughs at the cute thing you did!
`3"Why you dirty little dog!", `!says Miss Hazel.`n
`$** `3WAY TO GO! YOU RECEIVE `!`VA`3 EXPERIENCE POINTS!! `$**`n`n`p
@#BAD6
`$`F OBJECTS and fights like a mad dog! You are crushed!
`3"`F...get ahold of yerself!", `!you bark.
`3"I just wanted to show you my love - Doggie Style."`n`n`p
`!Miss Hazel is shocked that `F could be that vicious!
`3"YOU DOGS SETTLE DOWN!", `!yells Miss Hazel.`n
`$** `@YOU LOSE `VA EXPERIENCE POINTS!! `$**`n`n`p
@#GOOD6
`$`F goes willingly! You both do it like DOGS!!
You had no idea you could feel this good!!`n`n`p
`!Miss Hazel is shocked that `F did it with a MUTT like you!
She drop kicks you out the front door!
`3"STAY AWAY FROM MY `F!", `!screams Miss Hazel.`n
`$** `3WAY TO GO! YOU RECEIVE `!`VA`3 EXPERIENCE POINTS!! `$**`n`n`p
@#SNIP01
`n`!Miss Hazel comes out of a backroom and says:
"`3So, you want a little hair cut, `N?"`n
Dog Trims Cost `%`VA BONES`3!
``Want one? `$[Y/n] : 
@#SNIP02
`3You don't have enough bones, you `%SILLY DOG`3!
`$** `@BEAT IT, MUTT!! `$**
`3Or I'll WHACK your nose with my BRUSH!`n`n`p
@#SNIP03
`!Miss Hazel grabs you and gives you a mild sedative to calm you down.
You're feelin' pretty damn good!! You hardly notice the big scissors.`n
Snip....`dsnip....`dsnip....`dsnip....`dsnip`n
There ya go `N! You look much better now!`n
`$** `3DURING YOUR HAIRCUT `!`VB`3 FLEAS JUMPED OFF!! `$**`n
`$   ** `3YOU GOT RID OF `!`l`3 MISCHIEF POINTS!! `$**`n`n`p
@#SNIP04
`3"Well, ok then....ya `%MANGY MUTT`3!!", `!Miss Hazel yells.
`3"Just don't come whimpering back to me when the folks at the
Dog Show laugh you off the stage!!", `!she laughs.`n`n`p
@#SNIP05
`$** `3You don't need a HAIRCUT! `$**
You don't have any fleas!`n`n`p
@#DIP01
`!`nMiss Hazel comes out of a backroom and says:
`3"So, you want a flea dip, `N?"`n
Flea Dips Cost `%`VA BONES`3!
``Want one? `$[Y/n] : 
@#DIP02
`3You don't have enough bones, you `%CRAZY MUTT`3!
`$** `@BEAT IT, POOCH!! `$**
`3Or I'll whack your butt with my BROOM!`n`n`p
@#DIP03
`!Mrs. Hazel grabs you and rolls you through the harsh chemicals.
You can hardly stand it, so you try to run....`d
`3"Come back here you MUTT!", `!Miss Hazel yells.`d`n
`!You succumb to her wishes. In a strange way, it feels good.`n
`3"There ya go `N! I bet you feel better now!", `!she says.`n
`$** `3AFTER YOUR FLEA DIP `!`VB`3 FLEAS JUMPED OFF!! `$**`n
`$   ** `3YOU GOT RID OF `!`VB`3 MISCHIEF POINTS!! `$**`n`n`p
@#DIP04
`3"Well, ok....`%FLEA BAG`3!!", `!Miss Hazel yells.
`3"Just don't come whimpering back to me when those fleas
start driving you NUTS!!", `!she laughs.`n`n`p
@#DIP05
`$** `3You don't need a FLEA DIP! `$**
You don't have any fleas!`n`n`p
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