`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!RAN FROM `3`e `!today!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!DEFEATED THE DOG CATCHER!!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`e `!`K `3`g `!today!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!CAUGHT RABIES TODAY!!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`e `!BEATS `3`g `!today!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!BEATS `3`e `!today!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!was SQUIRTED with a SPRAY BOTTLE!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!almost lost some TAIL!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!tried to HUMP a `N doggie!!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!TRIED TO HUMP A DEAD DOG!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!HUMPED `3`e`!!!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`F `! WOULDN'T let `3`g `!sniff it!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`F `!WOULDN'T let `3`g `!sniff it's BUTT!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!SNIFFED `3`F!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!SNIFFED `3`F's `!BUTT!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`F `!WOULDN'T let `3`g `!RUB it's NOSE!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!RUBBED `F's `!NOSE!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`F `!told `3`g `!to TAKE A HIKE today!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!was seen DOING IT with `F!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`e `!KICKED OUT `3`g`!!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!got KICKED OUT of the house for FLEAS!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!got KICKED OUT of the house for`n           ... HUMPING street dogs!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!got KICKED OUT of the house for`n           ... being a BAD doggie!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!`K a Guard Dog at the Kennel!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!`K `3`e`!!
`@NEWS FLASH: `!OL' 3-LEGS CURED `3`g`!'s RABIES!!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!is no longer in HEAT!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!went into HEAT today!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!gave `3`F `!a FLOWER!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g`!'s insect SCARED `3`e!!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g`! JOINED the `3`Z `!home today!!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g`! RAN AWAY from home today!!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!got KICKED OUTA HOME for leavin' da game!
`@NEWS FLASH: `$They got locked up and had to be hosed off!!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!KICKED `e`! out of the house in`n           ... FAMILY COURT!!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `! TRIED TO HUMP `3`e`! . . .`n           at the DOG BREEDERS!!
`@NEWS FLASH: `3`g `!HUMPED `3`e`! today . . .`n           at the DOG BREEDERS!!
